torontofans4ever
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I'm trying to find fun things to do before this lockout ends. It is hard to grind it! 8)
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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Potvin29 said:Exact same things I'd be doing if the NHL was on, minus watching the NHL.
Nik? said:The lockout has gotten so bad I've been reduced to making sarcastic comments on Maple Leafs message boards.
Britishbulldog said:One I want to do is 'how to deal with obnoxious hockey moms' which when they get screaming at the kids and refs would include propping a fog/air horn infront of her and adding the horn sound in post totally over powering her (ofcourse with a fan off screen blowing her hair back as well), spraying her in the face with aluminum or something that would coat her throat, maybe a 3rd scene covering her nose and mouth a cloth dosed in 'mom be quiet' juice (yeah Chloroform) and then having the relieved families using the slouched body as a table for coffee, popcorn, etc with everyone finally smiling around her.
Corn Flake said:spending more time with my kids, watching movies with the wife, studying for a license/certification I've been planning to take for a while and eventually will be going to OHL games since I can take the kids (mid-day weekend games are great) and not go bankrupt.
Geez... maybe life is better without hockey?!?!? Wait............
Potvin29 said:Exact same things I'd be doing if the NHL was on, minus watching the NHL.
The Sarge said:Potvin29 said:Exact same things I'd be doing if the NHL was on, minus watching the NHL.
Yeah, me too. I have a new hobby/obsession though which I'll continue to pursue. This totally goes against my efforts to cut as much sugar out of my diet as I can but I was recently turned on to rum as something not just for mixing. I've always been kind of a 'beer guy' as far as my adult beverages go. I've enjoyed the odd vodka and bourbon but as a rule, finer spirits (including some well regarded scotches) have by in large been lost one me. I never gave finer rums a chance but I was recently exposed to just a fantastic sipper and for me, it was like the Blues Brothers when Jake found God in the church.
Now I'm on a rum mission I've spent the last couple of months reading and researching rum (I know, weird right?) and I'm working towards building and maintaining a small collection. I'm eager to sample as much as I can (responsibly of course ) and one day soon, be able to speak somewhat intelligently with others who feel the same way I do about this delicious stuff.
OldTimeHockey said:Britishbulldog said:One I want to do is 'how to deal with obnoxious hockey moms' which when they get screaming at the kids and refs would include propping a fog/air horn infront of her and adding the horn sound in post totally over powering her (ofcourse with a fan off screen blowing her hair back as well), spraying her in the face with aluminum or something that would coat her throat, maybe a 3rd scene covering her nose and mouth a cloth dosed in 'mom be quiet' juice (yeah Chloroform) and then having the relieved families using the slouched body as a table for coffee, popcorn, etc with everyone finally smiling around her.
Whoa! Harsh ;D
Britishbulldog said:OldTimeHockey said:Britishbulldog said:One I want to do is 'how to deal with obnoxious hockey moms' which when they get screaming at the kids and refs would include propping a fog/air horn infront of her and adding the horn sound in post totally over powering her (ofcourse with a fan off screen blowing her hair back as well), spraying her in the face with aluminum or something that would coat her throat, maybe a 3rd scene covering her nose and mouth a cloth dosed in 'mom be quiet' juice (yeah Chloroform) and then having the relieved families using the slouched body as a table for coffee, popcorn, etc with everyone finally smiling around her.
Whoa! Harsh ;D
If it wouldn't have involved so many people we would have had a ref go to the time keeper and get a 'anti-annoying mom' puck with electronics under a cover that he closes. As the annoying hockey mom is screaming shoot we have a kid let it rip and the puck would boomerang like a heat seeking missile and nail her in the head knocking her out causing the kids on the ice, the coaches, the officials and the parents in the stands all start cheering.