Get out of major cities, the zombie apocalypse is here!

[jonlleafs]

What is going on in Florida?  Seriously... although, I can't say I have any problem with this.  Hehe...

http://jalopnik.com/5914926/drivers-stop-to-watch-this-florida-woman-masturbate-on-highway

 

[maplesyrup]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt8WRWHCfI4[/youtube]

 

[Zee]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt8WRWHCfI4[/youtube]

Funny but I don't know if i'd go pranking people like that down in Miami.  You never know when someone will pull a gun out and blow you away.

 

[maplesyrup]

I wouldn't... but that's what makes it freakin' hilarious.

 

[Mr. Leaf]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm

 

[Britishbulldog]

To cleanse the mental palette here is a video of a puppy

 

[dappleganger]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm

That happened back in '09.

 

[Zee]

To cleanse the mental palette here is a video of a puppy

Thanks, I needed that.

 

[Corn Flake]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-07-27-baby-killed_N.htm

That happened back in '09.

Time no matter to zombie.

 

[Corn Flake]

Always be prepared:

http://voices.yahoo.com/how-kill-zombie-ten-best-ways-kill-zombie-4740282.html?cat=2

 

[jonlleafs]

And so the madness continues in Florida...

http://jalopnik.com/5916382/florida-woman-gets-naked-in-intersection-takes-insane-mugshot

 

[hockeyfan1]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/video/face-chew-victim-progressing-092210182.html

A horrible attack.  The victim was a homeless man.  Hope he recovers fully.

 

[TML fan]

And so the madness continues in Florida...

http://jalopnik.com/5916382/florida-woman-gets-naked-in-intersection-takes-insane-mugshot

No, America. Naked people is not more alarming than Zombies.

 

[jonlleafs]

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/man-bites-dog-eats-dog-high-spice/story?id=16660512#.T-uChdOJr0M

These new "synthetic" drugs are a bit scary.  Seems like they make you very zombie-like.

 

[maplesyrup]

Man, what happened to the good old days of smoking pot and going out for cheeseburgers with friends? These days, your friends ARE cheeseburgers.

 

[TheMightyOdin]

Man, what happened to the good old days of smoking pot and going out for cheeseburgers with friends? These days, your friends ARE cheeseburgers.

I prefer Chinese.

 

[Bender]

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1219811--u-s-man-in-critical-care-after-south-africa-chimp-attack

I think we're going to have rage virus on our hands.

 

[maplesyrup]

Man, what happened to the good old days of smoking pot and going out for cheeseburgers with friends? These days, your friends ARE cheeseburgers.

I prefer Chinese.

Yeah, but eat one Chinese friend's face and an hour later...

 

[jonlleafs]

http://jalopnik.com/5931242/floridian-man-flips-truck-and-then-gets-all-sorts-of-naked

Seriously!  What is going on in Florida and why get naked?!?!  Is there some drug/bio-chem testing facility nearby testing on human subjects?  Craziness!