Screw it, bring on the Pooh-Bears. It's time to go Gerussi on the Brunos.
Kessel, let's face it, you're playing for your next contract here. Dominate the Bruins, and you're going to be paid like a superstar. Go invisible, well, yeah, you're still going to be paid like a superstar anyway, but with a whole lot more questions... Show the world the awesomeness of Phil! You hate that smug little Seguin? Yeah, me too. Shut his clown face up. Do it!
Lupul, just show us everything you've shown us this year. Except for the injuries; don't show those, please.
Kadri... Hat-tricks aren't just for the regular season. Let Rask be looking out for Phil and then BOOM! three goals on one shot. Or 3 shots, whatever. I want the NASDAQ to be renamed the NAZKAD in your honour when the dust settles from this series.
Reimer, I swear, you're such a nice guy, you make Mr. Rogers look like a complete ***hole. But I'm going to need you to bear down and become a bigger dick than Mr. Rogers in this series and stuff every shot RIGHT BACK IN THEIR FACES! Not as an actual rebound, though, just metaphorically. For too long, it's been "boo-hoo, we kept Pogge instead of Rask, boo-hoo!" I need to you to 100% Poggify Rask. I want to be able to say "Pogge, Rask, Raycroft, whatever man, we got REIMER! YEAH!!" The. Real. Deal.
Screw this "Oh, no, it's the Bruins! Nooooo!!" Screw that, and screw them. BEAT THEM!!