Idiocracy

[herman]

He's afraid of stairs.

And moderate gusts of wind.

 

[bustaheims]

He's afraid of stairs.

And moderate gusts of wind.

And women.

And black people.

and the media watching him golf.

 

[CarltonTheBear]

He's afraid of stairs.

And moderate gusts of wind.

And women.

And black people.

and the media watching him golf.

Don't forget birds:

 

[herman]

He's afraid of stairs.

And moderate gusts of wind.

And women.

And black people.

and the media watching him golf.

Don't forget birds:

In Trump's defense (ugh), that's a ferocious and majestical dinosaur with the gift of flight (and the ability to generate moderate gusts of wind).

 

[Guilt Trip]

He's afraid of stairs.

And moderate gusts of wind.

And women.

And black people.

and the media watching him golf.

Don't forget birds:

In Trump's defense (ugh), that's a ferocious and majestical dinosaur with the gift of flight (and the ability to generate moderate gusts of wind).

LMAO

 

[Strangelove]

Trump just declared that he would run into a school during a shooting even without a gun. http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/375597-trump-i-would-have-run-into-school-during-shooting-even-without-a-gun

This is the same guy who turned away in disgust when an elderly man was bleeding to death in front of him. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time-donald-trump-turned-away-in-disgust-while-a-man-bled-to-death-in-front-of-him

His completely unhinged bluster really knows no bounds.

 

[rdowdall]

Trump just declared that he would run into a school during a shooting even without a gun. http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/375597-trump-i-would-have-run-into-school-during-shooting-even-without-a-gun

This is the same guy who turned away in disgust when an elderly man was bleeding to death in front of him. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time-donald-trump-turned-away-in-disgust-while-a-man-bled-to-death-in-front-of-him

His completely unhinged bluster really knows no bounds.

It's hard to have completely unhinged bluster and keep it in bounds.

 

[Hobbes]

I'm pretty sure his bone spurs would prevent him running in there...

 

[Strangelove]

Trump just declared that he would run into a school during a shooting even without a gun. http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/375597-trump-i-would-have-run-into-school-during-shooting-even-without-a-gun

This is the same guy who turned away in disgust when an elderly man was bleeding to death in front of him. https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-time-donald-trump-turned-away-in-disgust-while-a-man-bled-to-death-in-front-of-him

His completely unhinged bluster really knows no bounds.

It's hard to have completely unhinged bluster and keep it in bounds.

Touche

 

[bustaheims]

Also, in what world does Donald Trump run?

 

[herman]

Also, in what world does Donald Trump run?

Only for President  :'(

 

[CarltonTheBear]

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/968653426962911234

I for one am shocked. Shocked I tells you!

 

[L K]

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/968653426962911234

I for one am shocked. Shocked I tells you!

Maybe anyone giving him intelligence with his failed security documents that would have had 100% of other individuals jailed for lying on their security clearance application should be held liable for this mess.

 

[herman]

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/03/12/christopher-steele-the-man-behind-the-trump-dossier

Can't wait for this movie to come out.

 

[herman]

https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/973541882658684928

Not shown, but probably off the board soon: Betsy DeVos

 

[CarltonTheBear]

Not shown, but probably off the board soon: Betsy DeVos

Did she say something bad about Russia too?

No? Just completely incompetent? She's fine then.

 

[herman]

Not shown, but probably off the board soon: Betsy DeVos

Did she say something bad about Russia too?

No? Just completely incompetent? She's fine then.

Incompetence is welcomed by the Oval Office, but not being bad at tv.

 

[rdowdall]

I like the one twitter comment "Impeachment gets us BINGO".

 

[herman]

https://twitter.com/javimorgado/status/973555670246182912

Trump's personal aide was also shown the door, without being allowed to retrieve his belongings from his office.
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/973574590839607296

 

[Bullfrog]

In shocking news, the Vlad has won the Russian election.